Sunday, April 5, 2020

Sherlock Holmes: The Pirate

Consultant detective and high functioning sociopath
Who, do you think is that?
“Yeah I don’t have any friends, just got one”
John Watson; I didn’t intend a pun.

Have the mind palace that no one got
I never give things, a second thought.
I take the precaution of a good coat and a short friend
Even “The Reichenbach Fall” couldn’t give my career, an end.
No surprise, my brother Mycroft is the British government!

One friend and family; a big brain and no heart
Decorate walls with bullets, instead of dart.
Graham, Geoff, Giles or Gavin;
Don’t remember his name; he’s DI Lestrade.

I am a superhero; I have a superpower too
I can make words float in thin air. Can you?
Once proved that Richard Brook is Jim Moriarty
Didn’t had time to celebrate or throw a party.

John has got no brain, he’s all heart
I am superior because I am “more smart”!
Outsmarted even Mrs. Adler in BBC’s show
In annoying Molly Hooper, I am a pro.

“Don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street, Anderson.”
Watson’s blog counter was once stuck at reading 4+1891(1895).

John H Watson married Mary, his fiancée
after I faked my death, what else should I say?
In “The Six Thatchers”, Mary Watson took her last breath
John angrily assumed me responsible for her death.

“His Last Vow”: Killed Magnussen to protect Mary Watson
“The Lying Detective”: deduced the serial killer was Culverton.
My sister, Eurus, once made me a lab-rat
It seemed to be a game of mouse and cat.
Not a psychopath; I am a high functioning sociopath.

BBC Sherlock: 4 seasons have, till now, been made.
I think season 5, to make, would almost take a decade.

“I am Sherlock Holmes- the detective” or "the pirate".


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Friday, April 3, 2020

Never invite a Mosquito to a Party

Never invite a mosquito to a celebration or a fest
Else you'll see, a bunch of them, in your birds' nest.

I once invited, a group of them to my house party
and thought that they would keep quiet or be arty.
Instead they started buzzing out loud and
made sound, that nobody could withstand.

Never invite a mosquito to a celebration or a fest
Else you'll see, a bunch of them, in your birds' nest.


The next day, heard a sound and thought that someone was about to sing
I asked them to be quiet and turned out that it was wife of mosquito-king.
The vibrations grew loud and loud and suddenly the glass began to crack
My doll, which was a non-living thing, even got a heart attack.

Once I thought that a bumble bee was singing out, too pleasant
Instead mosquito had bit an ant, which became a loud rant.
Cats started barking and the dogs started to mew
Real reason being everyone was suffering from mosquito flu.

Never invite a mosquito to a celebration or a fest
Else you'll see, a bunch of them, in your birds' nest.


© Samhita Joshi

Image Source: My poor drawing skills.